Where'd you learn how to steer?   You do eighty in second gear   When you drive, I can't relax   Got your license from Cracker Jacks   You just hit another tree   These fender benders are killin' me      She drives like crazy   Like no-one else   She drives like crazy   And I'm afraid for myself      They'll put you behind bars   We're not playin' bumper cars   Did a great figure eight   In the middle of the interstate   Tires squeal wherever we go   Even hitchhikers just say no      She drives like crazy   Her car's a mess   She drives like crazy   She's got a death wish I guess      She's a demon   Behind the wheel   Thinks she's drivin'   The Bat mobile      Burnin' rubber in school zones   Runnin' over the traffic cones   Passin' semi's on the right   Now my knuckles are turnin' white      She drives like crazy   She'll break our necks   She drives like crazy   She always gets into wrecks      She drives like crazy   Like no-one else   She drives like crazy   Now I'm afraid for myself      She drives like crazy   Like no-one else