Taco grande, Taco grande      Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado   Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado   Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno   Y el chile relleno      You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada   That's right, I want the whole enchilada   My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla   I need a quesadilla      I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbÃn   With my friends, or when I'm all alone   Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero   Un burrito ranchero      So give me something spicy and hot, now   Break out the menu, what you got, now?   Oh, would you tell the waiter   I'd like to have sour cream on the side   You better make sure the beans are refried      Taco grande, Taco grande      Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me   That's why I order two or three   Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip   It's really good with bean dip      I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos   Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos   Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas   And a pitcher of margaritas      Well, the combination plates   All come with beans and rice   The taquitos here are very nice   Now I'm down on my knees   We need some extra tomatoes and cheese   And could you make that separate checks, please?      Taco grande, Taco grande      Buenos noches, senor bienvenido   A el burritos casa de salsa   Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos   Si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo   Al infierno muy delicioso      Sus ojos se quemaran   Su estomago estara en fuego   Se quedaran en el bañ   O por una semana, entiendes   Lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?"      Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait   Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate   What you think you're doing with my chile con queso?   Well, if you want some, just say so      Oh boy, pico de gallo   They sure don't make it like this in Ohio   No gracias, yo quiero jalepentildeos, nada mÃs   You can toss away the hot sauce      Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole   You better get me a bowl of guacamole   Y busted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?   Don't you like pinto beans?      You want some more cinnamon crispas?   If you don't, hasta la vista   Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna   You can finish it mantildeana      Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more   Sentildeor, la cuenta, por favor   If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta   Just don't drink the water