The white stuff, the white stuff      The first one was a sweet one   Second one was a blast   Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast      You can see 'em in my teeth   Tell it when I talk   Had so many my pancreas just went into shock      I love the white stuff, baby   In the middle of an Oreo   I love the white stuff, baby   It's the most delicious thing I know      I've had a zillion or two   In my life, they're so right   My teeth are all rotted clear through   But who cares? What else am I supposed to do?      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo   Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the white stuff   Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo   What's in the middle? The white stuff      The first time that I tried it   Got a big sugar buzz   Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does      But I love the filling most   I rub it on my roast   Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast      I love the white stuff, baby   In the middle of an Oreo   I love the white stuff, baby   Take some with me everywhere I go      Might get a pimple or two   Well, so what? It's all right   Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do   All I need, you know what it is      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo   Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the white stuff   Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo   Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the white stuff   Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo   What's in the middle? The white stuff