Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand   But plumbing's one thing I don't understand   It's true (haven't got a clue)   B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem   When I flush the john, then your shower goes on!   (Baby) Now what ya gonna do?   If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke   Baby, call the mensch with the monkey wrench   (Baby) He'll be there for you      Shower's backing up (up, up)?   Water won't go down (down, down)?   Ba ba-b ba, ba ba-b ba baby   Don't forget my plumber   Ba ba-b ba, ba ba-b ba baby   Sink's been plugged up all summer   Ba ba-b ba, ba ba-b ba baby   Better call the plumber   He'll know what to do      Pipes been blowing up   Pipes been breaking down   And the carpet's soaked...right through   Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba   Ba ba ba ba ba kitchen's flooded, too   Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba   Ba ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true      B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer   If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay   (Baby) He can be here by 2:00   So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash   Makin' service calls in his overalls   (Baby) He'll do his best for you      Sewer's backing up (up, up)?   Got you feelin' down (down, down)?   Ba ba-b ba, ba ba-b ba baby   Don't forget my plumber   Ba ba-b ba, ba ba-b ba baby   Leaky pipes are a bummer   Ba ba-b ba, ba ba-b ba baby   Time to call the plumber   Maybe call a few      Gotta problem with plumbing?   Gotta blame it on something   Blame it on the drain that was cloggin', cloggin'   Blame it on the faucet that drips all night   If hairballs, grease & goo   Won't let the water through   Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah      When I flush the john, now when I flush the john   It turns the shower on   (Roto-Rooter 6-5000)   Ba ba-b ba baby   Baby call my plumber   He'll know what to do