Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right   Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night   There's no feeling any greater   Than to shoot first and ask questions later   Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day      Well you can't take my guns away, I got a   Constitutional right   Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight   I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson   That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson   Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day      Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy   Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy   (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy   Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy   (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy   Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy   Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have   To blow you away      Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den   I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again   Now why'd you have to get so mad?   It's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad   You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day      Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet   Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet   I filled that kitty cat so full of lead   We'll have to use him for a pencil instead   Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day      Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy   Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy   (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy   Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy   (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy   Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy   Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have   To blow you away      Come on and grab your ammo   What have you got to lose?   We'll all get liquored up   And shoot at anything that moves      Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight   Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight   I alwaays keep a Magnum in my trunk   You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?   Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day      Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy   Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy   (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy   Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy   (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy   Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy   Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have   To blow you away