Fatter, fatter   Shake 'n bake, fatter   Shake 'n bake, fatter   Fatter      Corndogs, pizza, coca cola   Yogurt, butterscotch, granola   Look at me, I'm fatter   I'm fatter, I'm fatter      Friends all gather 'round me   My enemies surround me   Yelling "fatso, fatso, fatso"   I've eaten at every single greasy spoon on seventh avenue   That's right, I'm fatter      Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up   I tell you, this turkey sure is tough   Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough      They got pizza on the west side   French fries up town   Corn dogs deep fried in batter   I'm fatter      Go ahead, bite the big apple   Don't mind the calories   Pile it on my platter   I'm fatter      Pile it up, pile it high up