The sheets won't need changing everyday    The freezer supply should last a year    Those hidden little points that you're away    Nothing much has changed since you were here       Our paths will cross some day    Our paths will cross some day    While you're out jogging and I'm sat snogging    Some fool on a lakeside bench       And when she calls I hope it's you that dials    I hope it's you that feels this love inside    And when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles    And when I die I hope it's you I'm beside    To die with her would be a worthless lie    To die with her would be a worthless die    To die together would be worth a try    To die together would be worth a try       The family pack seems larger than it should    Two for one's no good when there's just one    I'd raise a bigger smile if I could    But me minus you equals none       Our paths will cross some day    Our paths will cross some day    When you're out fishing and I'm sat wishing       You instead of him    Our paths will cross some day    Our paths will cross some day    When you're out exercising and I'm there prising    The pants of I my latest sin       And when we kiss she knows it's you I kiss    'Cause when we kiss I always start to cry    You just can't cover up these lying lips    When I die I hope it's you I'm beside    To die with her would be a worthless lie    To die with her would be a worthless die    To die together would be worth a try    To die together would be worth a try       An ambulance flashed past me in the street    Just yards from where we were to meet    I was half hoping you were dead meat    That it was you that was under the sheet       And as you lay there alone in the ward    Fumbling for the keys to death's door    At least I'd have summoned up the nerve    To whisper you these words       Finally! Quietly! Actually!    I love you!