Vagabonds don't fall in love    They just wheel and they deal    So if I turn a funny colour when you kiss me    I can't help the way that I feel       Hooligans don't fall in love    They just break up others lives    So when I come to you on bended knee    Don't forget my twenty other wives       So why?    Turn to a life of violence and crime?    So why?    Why do you cheat and why do you lie?       Because there's always someone with a bigger car    There's always someone with a bigger cigar    If you've been far    There's someone who's been further than your far    When you make your cart, you get to the start    There's always someone in a faster cart    There's always someone in a faster cart    There's always someone in a faster cart       Gangsters don't fall in love    They just roam from town to town    So when we kiss and we hold and we whisper    Please don't ever write it down       Hooligans don't fall in love    They just lie and they drink    So if you say I won't say 'I will'    Then I won't I think!       So why?    Turn to a life of violence and crime?    So why?    Why do you cheat and why do you lie?       Because there's always someone with a bigger car    There's always someone with a bigger cigar    If you've been far    There's always someone who's been further than your far    At last you're straight and you make a new start    There's always someone with a better heart    There's always someone with a better heart    There's always someone with a better heart       But all in all we're not so bad    We never take from our own kind    Bad's quite good when it's all you've ever had    And no bloody good sounds quite refined