Heres a little story   about a hockey team   who may just win the stanley cup   but only in there dreams   The team is from ottawa   the senators is there name   soon to be inducted in the golfing hall of fame   they say they'll beat our leafers   HA now there's a funny joke   cause every year at playoff time   the senators always choke      So 3 cheers for ottawa   a real team they are nottawa   they can give all that they gottawa   but the stanley cup will never go to Ottawa      Ottawa has their Parlament   and MPs in the news   and its kinda like their hockey team   they talk a lot but don't produce   there not the brightest either   I really have to say   when the capital of our country   spells Canada with a K (hey thats kanada)      Oh 3 cheers for Ottawa   they think they got a shottawa   they must be smokin pottawa   cuz the stanley cup will never go 2 ottawa      u better press your flood pants   its that time once again   2 here that familar ottawa senators saying   T off is at 10   so get ready for the crying   take out your hankerchief   you're about to get your ass kicked    by the toronto maple leafs      Oooh 3 cheers 4 ottawa   a lesson they'll be taughtawa   Hossa and Havlattawa   youll soon be golfing alotawa      What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa   not a whole heck of alotawa   there the team we already forgotawa   cuz the Stanley cup will never go to Ottawaaaaaaaa