When you're small and skinny    Choosing clothes is not a problem    When you're big and fat    Its impossible to find some       I try to fit in to small and medium    But they're skin tight    Go up to large- it isn't as bad    I tell myself it's just my height       But i really know i'm so fat       I'm extra extra large    In big- sized clothes    I can't remember    The last time i saw my toes       Standing up is becoming hard    Maybe i'm just tired    Yeah right, lets face it    I'm a tub of lard       I probably won't find love    With some anorexic tart    But when can i    Open up my heart?       There's too much fat in the way    Can't you tell?    This takes some time    To grow and swell