Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign...  (BEEP)  Wait till I get me a royalty check   I'm gonna buy me an American made car  Piece of junk    People always shout obscenities  When I stall in their lane  They're all convinced when they see me driving this heap that I'm insane  But seat belted in  I push the gas down fearlessly  Brakes stop working then  I watch the engine overheat    I need a new car  I can't ever get far  This one breaks down on me all the time  It's got four bald tires  And it always backfires  And I'm sick of that "Check Engine Light"  I need a new car    I replaced all the cables and hoses  Had grease all over my face  For a couple weekends I had parts thrown all over the place  I put it back together fast  But now it's even worse  Now my friends just laugh  Cause it only goes in reverse    I need a new car  Getting to work's hard  When you have to drive backwards all the time  I'd find a junkyard and I'd sell it for parts  But I know they won't give me a dime  I need a new car    I won't repair anymore   Now the dang transmission's about to fall out  The only thought that's on my brain is the new car  I could be driving now    Rumor is they're having a sale at the push pull or drag car lot  If I can get this towed down there I swear I'll take anything they've got  So with a credit line of $20,000 plus  No interest or money down and no more taking the bus    I got a new car  Looking like a big star  I don't care if the price is too high  It's got a VCR, cruise control, and Onstar   So I know where I'm at all the time  I got a new car    He got a new car