Lets get jiggy with it    My front won’t crank, I owe the bank   I wanna pay’em back, right now I can’t  My record went gold half a million sold  My wallet was fat, “but I spent all that” (all that)    Just when I bought things I couldn’t afford  Now Uncle Sam’s knocking on my door  All this stress I’m so depressed  Do not mess with the IRS  Loan sharks say it’s time to pay  Says I got to the end of the day  Nothing left to do but pray, PRAY  (He’ll) give (me) one more day    Shania I’m broke I need help right away  I blew what little bit a money I made  You and me we’re on CMT  So why can’t I seem to make ends meet  Radio Shack keeps a billin me  They say they’re gonna repo my color TV  So pick up the phone throw the man a loan  Say (You’ll) Pay  Shania I’m broke    I’m poor as hell, can’t you tell  That’s why I got my house for sale  I try in vain but it’s not the same  I just can’t emulate Mutt Lang    Have you gotta place that I can stay  Maybe just for a couple a days  Check with Mutt see if it’s OK    Say (the) word (I’m) on my way    Shania I’m broke and I need a payday  If you got an extra million send a little my way  If Shania was mine I wouldn’t make me a dime  So I had to steal your song just one more time  Looky who’s back it’s Cledus T  I know you thought you heard the last of me  This ain’t no joke you’re my only hope    Hey (today) Shania I’m broke    Ohhh write a check will ya    Hey Shania I’ll tell you what I’ll do  If you’ll let me borrow $135 to pay my stretch Yugo payment  I’ll give you four free haircuts and a bang trim  and even sing background on your next record    Hey, Hey, Hey  Shania I’m broke I’m ashamed to say  That Super Bowl bet didn’t go my way  Won’t you please buy my new CD  Or I’ll be filing bankruptcy  All my creditors are suing me  I owe back taxes from ‘93  I know your home so pick up the phone    Hey (Hey) Shania I’m Broke    I’m broke    Man I’m broke