Ive got socks dryin' in the microwave   hair on my back I dont plan to shave   I got the house to myself while the wife's away   I'll be rockin all night!    I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew   Lounge in my boxers like I used to do,   there'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no...   I'll be watchin the fight.    Well, It's a great day to be a guy;  playin' cards with my buddies until sunrise,  You know...I never thought that my neighbor would   be sunbathing topless, Lord she sure looks good.    I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake   played eighteen holes with my best friend Jake.   Best balls I hit is when I stepped on a rake   well that wasn't too bright.    Now I look in the fridge, what do I see?   Last night's pizza starin back at me-  pepperoni and anchovies-  what a beautiful sight!!    Well its a great day to be a guy   Buck-naked in my lawn chair, swatting at flies  Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill  I don't wanna burn the weiners but I probably will    That fried bologna and cheese macaroni   tasted good this afternoon,   but now I'm passin some serious gas and   I might have to leave the room...     Well, I might go get me a new hairdo,  spend a couple of hours at a tanning booth   might even get me a gold front tooth (oh ah!)    And its a great day to be a guy,  but when my wife gets home she's going to tan my hide.  I'll be hung over but lookin' good  from a weekend of relivin' my bachelorhood    It's a great day to be a guy,   but another week of this and I'll probably die  I tend to party harder than I should  When my wife's not here to make me be good...