Parody of "Honey I'm Home" by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. J. Lange) Universal Music Publishing Group (BMI)/Zomba Music Publishing (BMI)    New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)       Let's get jiggy with it       Uh OHHH      My front won't crank   I owe the bank   I'm gonna pay em back but right now I can't   My record went gold half a million sold   My wallet was fat   But I spent all that   (All that)       Just when I bought   Things I couldn't afford   Now Uncle Sam's knocking on my door   All that stress I'm so depressed   Do not mess with the IRS.      Loan shark says its time to pay   Says I got till the end of the day   Nothing left to do but pray   Pray    (He'll)   Give    (Me)   One more day      Shania I'm broke   I need help right away   I blew what little bit of money I made   You and me where on C.M.T.   So why can't I seem to make ends meet   Radio Shack keeps a billing me   They say their gonna repo my color TV   Pick up the phone   Throw the man a loan   Say   (You'll)   Pay   Shania I'm Broke      I'm poor as hell   Can't ya tell   That's why I've got my house for sale   I try in vain   But it's not the same   I just can't emulate Mutt Lange   Have you got a place that I can stay   Maybe just for a couple days   Check with Mutt see if it's ok   Say   (The)   Word   (I'm)   On my way      Shania I'm broke   And I need a pay day   If you got an extra million send a little my way   If Shania was mine didn't make me a dime   So I had to steal your song just one more time   Look-y who's back it's Cledus T.   I know ya thought you'd heard the last of me   This aint no joke   Your my only hope   Pay   (To-)   Day   Shania I'm broke      Aww write a check will ya      Hey Shaina I tell ya what I'll do if ya let me borrow $135 dollars   To pay my stretch Yugo payment   I'll give you four free hair cuts and a bang trim   And even sing backgrounds on your next record      (HEY-EY-EY)       Shania I'm broke   I'm ashamed to say   That Super Bowl bet didn't go my way   Won't ya please buy my new CD   Or I'll be filing bankruptcy   All my creditors are suing me   I owe back taxes from 93   I know your home so pick up the phone   Pay   Me today   Shania I'm broke      I'm broke      Man I'm broke