[The Lonely Island]   Imagine in your mind a posh country club   The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed   The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose   There's no way these people will ever cut loose      But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high   And what happened next, will blow your mind      [Julian Casablancas]   Everything got outta control   The music was so entrancing   Everyone got out on the floor   It was a bunch of old white people dancing      [The Lonely Island]   Now picture if you will a bunch of business men   Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen   The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose   In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose      The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink   These dudes will never dance, yeah that's what you think   I stride in the room all young and hip   Hold up my boombox and say listen to this      [Julian Casablancas]   Then everyone started to move   People rejoiced instead of financing   Your preconceived notions were shattered   By these super old white people dancing      [The Lonely Island]   The Big Apple, where people never dance   Spirits go down while profits expand   The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice   The street benders peddling their boiled goose      So many types of people will never get along   Till I bust out my boombox and play this song      [Julian Casablancas]   The music washed away all the hate   And society started advancing   Every demographic was represented   It was a rainbow coalition of dancing   Whoa !   Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves   Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh !   I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman      [The Lonely Island]   Transport now to an old folks home   Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones   The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse   Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose      So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base   And what happened next was a total disgrace      [Julian Casablancas]   Everybody started having sex   The music was way too powerful   A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits   It was disgusting to say the least   Oh!   A boombox can change the world   You gotta know your limits with a boombox   This was a cautionary tale   A boombox is not a toy