Now let's take a trip down memory lane   Back to junior high school where it all began   Three bad little kids raising hell at school   We were just thirteen straight acting a fool      Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot   Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught   Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same   Till one faithful after when everything changed      One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room   The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom   Looked out the back window, saw a pillar of smoke   Yo, your backyard is smashed, man, this isn't a joke   Yo, let's go check this out man, oh I bet, let's go      All the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement   Yo, what the hell is that? Man, it looks like a spaceship   We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide   And a little green dude stepped out from inside      He said, I'm from Mars and I come in peace   I have something to ask and it's not discrete   There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix   And you three kids are the ones who can heal it      But we're just thirteen man, what can we do?   How should I put this? I think we should screw, what?   On my home planet, we can no longer breed   I've been sent to self-precept so we can store your seed   Storing our seed, yo I think he means sex   Man, I'm a virgin, we all are bet      I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes   Ah, what should we do? Now it's spreading its thighs   You'll be heroes in my planet, but why us three?   You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me      Yo, should we do it? man I don't know   To I say we put it to a vote, all in favor say I, I   Okay we're in, cool, who should go first?   I have three depositories to capture your burst   Wait, so at the same time? Yeah that's what I was thinking   Here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking      We pouted the drink and started getting tipsy   Then took our positions and started getting frisky   One in the front and two in the back   Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trap      Keep humping away, my wife and family thank you   I'm about to explode, yo son me too   Three way climax, best friends forever   What a pleasure to lost our virginities together, yeah      Andy, Jorma, Akiv, you've saved my race   Your reward is one wish, then I'll go back to space   We looked at each other, didn't have to talk   Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off      Mr. Alien sir, for what it's worth   We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth   Your wish is granted and thanks again   I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend   What happened today was both incredible and bad   Therefore your name is Incredibad      Incredibad, Incredibad, Incredibad   Surprise everyone