They say true love only comes once in a lifetime   and even though were from opposite ends of the earth, my heart tells me your the one for me.    Mahmoud.      I remember when it started, saw you on the news,    you were hatin' gays, i was eatin' food.    but I was feelin' you, even though I disagreed with almost everythin' you said    you 'aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me,    Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.    Mahmoud, make my heart beat right out of my chest   my heart says no but my body says yes   Nuclear threat, the only threat I see    is the threat of you not comin' home with me   Our love for each other's like when atoms collide   Can't express how I feel    Ay yo Adam let's ride      And Iran, Iran so far away   is your home, but in my heart you'll stay      He ran, for the president of Iran    we ran together to a tropical island    my Man, Mahmoud is known for rilin'   smiling, if he can still do it then i can   they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval   you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel   S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin'   You can be the port that I park my vessel in    So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me   with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs   And your hairy but...   Yeah.      And Iran, Iran so far away   come home, and in my arms you'll stay      Used to at the stars and dream   round the world same stars were seen    And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud   Talk smooth to me, without a tie   your pants high waisted, damn so fly   We can take a trip to the animal zoo   and laugh at all the funny things that animals do   Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin' boo   hope you look in my eyes and say I'm trippin' too   you say Iran don't have the bomb but they already do    you should know by know, it's you      And Iran, Iran so far away   is your home, but in my heart you'll stay      Your crazy for this one Mahmoud    you can deny the holocaust all you want    but you can't deny ther's something between us    I know you say there's no gays in Iran   but you're in New York now baby   it's time to stop hiding,   and start living.