I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital.   I see him 'most every day.   And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung,   This is what I hear him say:   (iron lung sounds)      Ya know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend.   He's never a chump or a tease.   He never tells me lies, and best of all,   He never disagrees.      I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon.   Sit down by his side and say "Hi".   And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation,   And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply.   And Mr. Frump would say:   (iron lung sounds)      Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be   Mr. Frump's dying day.   So now I bring to you the very last thing   That Mr. Frump had to say:   (rapid iron lung sounds)      A-men!