Mr Frump In The Iron Lung Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
Album : Weird Al Yankovic
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I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung
This is what I hear him say

You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies and best of all
He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say, "Hi"
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply and Mr. Frump would say

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr. Frump's dying day
So now I bring to you the very last thing
That Mr. Frump had to say

Amen
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital   I see him most every day   And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung   This is what I hear him say      You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend   He's never a chump or a tease   He never tells me lies and best of all   He never disagrees      I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon   Sit down by his side and say, "Hi"   And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation   And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply and Mr. Frump would say      Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be   Mr. Frump's dying day   So now I bring to you the very last thing   That Mr. Frump had to say      Amen