Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you   Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you      Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year   We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer   You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat   A million people every day are starving in the street      Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor   Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four   There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky   I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die      Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you   Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you      Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits   Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits   The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose   Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse      It doesn't take a military genius to see   We'll all be crispy critters after World War III   There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide   When they drop the big one, we all get fried      Come on boys and girls, sing along, okay      Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you   Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you, wow      Well, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight   There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight   There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed   Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed      I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun   But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun   So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take   Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake      Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you   Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you, wow      Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you   Happy birthday   Happy birthday to you      Happy birthday to you   And a pinch to grow an inch