Gonna tell you a story   About Chuck and Diane   Couple British kids from   The palace at Buckingham      Chuckie wants to grow up   And be a polo star   And ride his little horsies   All around the backyard, oh yeah      You know they really paid their dues   I said, "Hey, lawdy mama   They got them Buckingham blues"      Now Chuckie goes hunting   And leaves Diane alone   So she fixes her hair   And she talks on the princess phone      Chuckie's still tryin' to figure out   What his job's supposed to be   And Diane's the fashion leader   Of the aristocracy      I said, "Hey, Lady Di   Tell me where'd you get them shoes, ah   Well, hey nonny nonny   Looks like you got them Buckingham blues"      Aw, bein' heir to the throne, well   It must be awful hard   Gotta pose for pictures   Out on the front yard      And Lady Di, well   She must have it pretty rough   Gotta hang around the house all day   Makin' babies and stuff      On another game of croquet   Then they're off on a Caribbean cruise   Well, hey bop-a-re-bop   They really got them Buckingham blues      Ah, tell the truth, now, tell the truth   Wow      I got my mojo workin'   Yeah, woo, don't help me now   Ah, hurt me, mama, whoa, ah      They don't serve no Twinkies   With their afternoon tea   Never had a dinner   Made by Chef Boyardee      Bein' in the spotlight   Is a hard life to choose   Diane drops half a pound   It's on the six o'clock news, oh yeah      Those kids have really paid their dues   Oh, what a royal pain it is   When you got them Buckingham blues