Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha  Lust crazed and underage and teenage rampage  EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT SHIT  Bible bashing hory story  Bible bashing hories, Torys  Me lords, ladies, ladies, me Lords!  Public bashing proud advice, animal sacrifice  Muslim terror, horror in the air and  Kylie is an Alien  Transvestite in the house of commons  Margret Thatcher witches common  (I told you not to do that Dennis)  A journey to hell through a virgin blood bath  (I was a teenage twelve year old)  Tie me up and tease me  Robber plays a specialist  Athlete fails drug test  Trio in a love nest  Kylie is a brussel sprout  Reform girls eat castrated cockaspaneul  Minister in panty raid  Schoolgirl scandal  Pervert  Vandal  Impaled on the handle  Bug Eyed  Fruit-Loops  We are at war with evil  We are at war with evil  We are at war with evil  Gotcha!  Bzzz.  Here comes the Sun  The Guardian and the Truth  (Guardian and the Truth)  The Herald, The Times  (Herald, the Times)  Delivered to me and you.  I read it Oooo  The letter's 10 foot tall  The News of the Newspapers' writing on the toilet walls  Siamese Twins in incest torture chambers  "Hurt me, hurt my brother, just hurt my brother"  Herbal remedy for terminal cancer  Midget doctor,  cesarean catastrophe  Test tube baby turns to black tar algae  (I didn't mean to hurt her, the bustards forced me)  Acupuncture proves to be cure for hemophilia  What the fuck are you doing?  What the fuck are you doing?  I'm trying to help.  Kyle has a sister  Danny, urrghh  Bar student real life pantyhose serial killer  "Norman, Norman, act like a man"  Violence, Sex, Crime and a Cannibal Dinner  He puts the lotion on his skin and puts it in the basket  Dwarf man gianting dirty sex video  Man dies of rust after eating auto  Polygamy for lager lout  Lager's friend is a brussel sprout  and Kylie is a poofter  and Jason is a hetro  (ooh Jason)  Boy finds gives birth to deformed older brother  Multiscale thirteen  Great, great grandmother  Sewerage system feeds, a two headed monster  Medal of honor for an armless butcher  We are at war with evil  We are at war with evil  Gotcha  Huh  Here comes The Sun  The good news of the world  The Pastry Lady  (the pastry lady)  She's a big big girl  I read it Oooo  The letter's 10 foot tall  The News of the Newspapers' smearing shit down toilet walls  through the halls,  across the floors,  smearing shit over us all  all  huh  huh  Gotcha!