I'm wet and I'm moist  So come on let's rejoice  In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts  And the fact that we are all young adults (hi baby, how are you?)  And lie back on your couch  After this there'll be no doubt  I don't care if you're a Miss or a Missus  You done been squelched by the world's best kisses  Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout  I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out  A tongue so grand you'll call me more than friend  One kiss from this and you'll never brush your teeth again  (and you know it's true, mate)  Well go back to your husband now  Tell him you done broke your vow  Stand proud and say "Hey Mister,  I've just been kissed by the world's best kisser"  Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout  I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out  A tongue so long it really grows and grows  Put it in your mouth and it'll clean out your nose  I've only kissed one girl before  My Grandma on the kitchen floor  She dribbled and grinned and said "Hey Kid,  You taught me things your Grandpa never did"  She added there'd be hell to pay  If Ma found out we'd gone astray  So hurry Paul, go and get some sleep  You finally got a skill to teach the sheep  Hey, hey, calm down and pucker up  These lips are strong enough to stop a truck  A tongue so long, it really packs a punch  One kiss from this  And I'll know what you had for lunch  One kiss from this  And I'll know what you had for lunch  Yesterday