I woke up this morning  I had a scone and a large house blend  And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends  I said I'm sick and tired of winter  And I wish that it was spring  And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast  Began to sing    And he sang  Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?   Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together  Outside    Cause it's the first of May, first of May  Outdoor fucking starts today  So bring your favorite lady  Or at least your favorite lay  The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe  Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto  Grass below you, sky above  Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside    I thanked him for the information  I cried a little when he flew away  I watched an episode of The People's Court  And I tried to plan my day  I called up my old lady  She wasn't home so I called my girl  I asked her if she'd like to join me as I  Entertain the world    And I said  Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off  Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off  Outside    Cause it's the first of May, first of May  Outdoor fucking starts today  So bring your favorite lady  Or at least your favorite lay  The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe  Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto  Grass below you, sky above  Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside    So we went to the park together  We were walking in the midday sun  We met all kinds of people and we  We fucked everyone  We fucked a lady who sells ice cream  We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei  Everyone who needed fucking well they  They got fucked today    So come on  Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you  Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you  Outside    Cause it's the first of May, first of May  Outdoor fucking starts today  So bring your favorite lady  Or at least your favorite lay  The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe  Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto  Grass below you, sky above  Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside