All eight bits of me   Are solidly   Committed to side-scrolling      And no enemies   Can vanquish me   Or the power I'm controlling      But I suddenly scream "Shit!""   Because my guy has just been hit   With my hits points indicator less than full      But it's quite inconsequential   And my wrath will be torrential   For the following one second   I am invinci-a-ble      ('Cause I'm a)      One Second   One Second Ghost   One Second   One Second Ghost   The cause of my awesomeNES   Has been diagnosed   ('Cause I'm a)   One Second   One Second Ghost      Post contact I am flashing   And on the screen I'm dashing   'Cause my time as a specter is so limited      But even though I've just been damaged   I turn that to my advantage   You can't stop this platform gaming rivet head      ('Cause I'm a)      One Second   One Second Ghost   The cause of your imminent death   Has been diagnosed      One Second   One Second Ghost   You try to do me in   Well almost      You get   Vengeance from the other side   Where pixel poltergeists reside   It's the power you play with   When you play Nintendo      So take this song as a tutorial   For going incorporeal   'Cause if you strike me down   I'll rise like a crescendo