Like a corrupt data compiler   We're gonna mess up   That ball of fire      Douse the power it requires   Video games all day   No prior      Kulcha   Was ever glare free   Those little light bursts   Bouncing off the screen      Annoying   To the nth degree   That's why the sun is gonna get one toll free      Bomb blast      In the precise vicinity   To nullify negative charge   For all infinity      Cascade effects   Chain reactions   Atomic level annihilation   To eff the sun      Eff the sun      Anti solar sentiment   Is nothing new   But my ostentatious arguments necessitate review      My chief argument is   That the sun eats poo   And all gets up in my eyes   When I play faxanadu   And through   A telescope   I calculate   The absolute destruction of all solar real estate      And wait   While the platform rises   With more destructive force than 8 Starship Enterprises   But crap   The hydraulics are broken   Need to call tech support at the place I bought it from   But the guy on the line is a freakin' jerk   Man, I just need the lifting platform to work   Reboot the machine, wait the for start up chimes   Alright we're all good, now it's finally time   Eternal darkness   'Cause the sun's all charred   Put the text of this song on a V:TES card   Eff the sun