Everybody's all talkin' 'bout deathkey    But I don't even know what that means   Is it music? No, it's too noisy   Deathkey      Some guy all tryin' to be creepy   Posting his rants and band name repetitively   From his parents' basement, on his mom's PC   Deathkey      I'm on the sideline boards   I got machete swords      Express my mental block   By way of Caps Lock      It spread across the web like it was grape jelly   It's everywhere like ninjas and zombies   So viral, the doc just diagnosed me   Deathkey      Now every morning my inbox is at capacity   I look why and then I cry "ZOMG"   A thousand blog comments and this is how they all read:   Deathkey      I'm on the sideline boards   I got machete swords      Express my mental block   By way of Caps Lock      My bullshit was so extreme   My band is now an internet meme      So on every forum thread   Forget the topic   Reply with DEATHKEY instead