Monster school student bodies always seem to be diverse   With like a mummy and a zombie and a demon student nurse   And a mortician bus driver 'cause the bus is a hearse   But one type of monster always has it the worst      'Cause the werewolf guy's gig is to howl at the moon   And the vampire kid can make the ladies swoon   But you'll always wait for 3 in the afternoon   If you're the fish kid from the black lagoon      'Cause you need   Water to breathe   Can't take French 3   Amphibiously      Were you a zombie fish boy,   Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matter   As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus   But I've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive   Fish men maybe monsters, but they're clearly alive      Can't be a football star like Frankenstein   The impact would surely crack your fragile spines   Can't be in the school play with the opera phantom nerds   'Cause your aquatic vocal chords can't enunciate words      Can't get a steady girl or friend with benefits   'Cause no lady likes a guy who's been a fish   But as marine based life, you can still take pride   In fearing no swirly or bubbler ride      'Cause you need   Water to breathe   Can't take trigonometry   Amphibiously      Were you a zombie fish boy,   Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matter   As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus   But I've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive   Fish men maybe monsters, but they're clearly alive      And I'm glad they're not zombies   For I confess   That I'm way done with zombies   But I digress   The point is that school will make you depressed   If you've got gills on your face and scales on your chest