I haven’t thought of you in fifteen days and today I still won’t think of you   And when I call you up and you’re not well I might not even care   Every day gets better than the one before   Cause every day I know that I’m fine without you   But I don’t think about it      This one is not about you   You can put that in your pipe and smoke it   This one is not about you   Baby, you can take that to the bank   And shove it up your big fat ass      Every time I ride past your house I forget it’s you who’s living there   Anyway I never see your face cause your window’s up too high   And I saw you shopping at the grocery store   But I was far too busy with my cart to notice   You weren’t looking at me      This one is not about you   You can put that in your pipe and smoke it   This one is not about you   Baby, you can take that to the bank   And shove it up your big fat ass      I saw that movie where the guy gets dumped when the girl goes off to find herself   But I think I may have missed the end - there was something in my eye   But it doesn’t matter how it all turns out   Cause I know that guy’ll be fine without you   You shouldn’t worry cause      This one is not about you   You can put that in your pipe and smoke it   This one is not about you   Baby, you can take that to the bank   And shove it up your big fat ass