Take a boat, take a plane    Go to London, go to Spain    Take a train from Amsterdam to Monaco    Take a loved one if you think    They enjoy things that stink    Cause everything is different over there       When you're in Belgium you can eat    A lot of mayonnaise with your frites    And no one will say hey that's too much mayonnaise    Enjoy a German sausage hall    Eat an Italian meatball    But I hope you don't want a Twinkie    Because they don't have Hostess Twinkies over there       Over there you'll never feel at ease    Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese    And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains    Over there they'll make you regret that you ever    Saved their asses in World War II    Don't make me go over there       Cause I enjoy my freedom here    And I enjoy light-colored beer    I like to take showers    And I like to brush my teeth every day    Twice a day       They say that there's a place in France    Where the naked ladies dance    You can find it if you ask around    And there's a hole there in the wall    Where the men can see it all    But the men don't care    Because they chew their underwear    And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety-two    And the men go around with their ding dongs hanging down       Over there you'll never feel at ease    Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese    And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains    Over there they'll make you regret that you ever    Saved their asses in World War II    Don't make me go over there    No don't make me go over there    Don't make me go over there