I am the king of the new white underclass   I am the prince of the lazy and poor   I am the one who sleeps the latest   I am the one who won't do my chores   I am the god of unemployment   The Antichrist of the American dream   I used to fight for church and country   But now I don't fit into the corporate scheme      I used to get up and go to work   But I don't play that game no more   I won't work for no corporation   I won't owe my soul to no company store      Study hard and you'll have a future   Oh yeah, when the hell was that ever true?   Study hard and you'll still go nowhere   Study hard and you'll still get screwed      I used to get up and go to work   But now I just wanna stay in bed   Maybe I'll join the Communist Party   Yeah maybe I'll become a goddamn red      Workers of the world, unite and do nothing   Workers of the world, unite and relax   Don't get your boss that cup of coffee   Don't write that memo don't send that fax   You shouldn't even pay your income tax   Workers of the world, unite and be lazy   Workers of the world, listen to me      Another 8 hours at the factory   Another 8 hours and what have you learned   Be obedient and do what they tell you   Be obedient and still get burned   Another 8 hours at the factory      Work all day for a tiny little check   Work all day for no respect      I used to get up and do my job   But now I enjoy doin' nothin' better   I think I'll go bum around   I think I'll enjoy this lovely weather      Maybe someday there'll be a revolution   Maybe someday we'll have meaningful jobs   But until that day I'm gonna be lazy   I'm not gonna be no workin' slob      I used to get up and go to work   But I don't play that game no more   I'm not gonna work for no corporation   I'm not gonna owe my soul to no company store      I used to get up and go to work   But now I just wanna stay in bed   Maybe I'll join the Communist Party   Yeah maybe I'll become a goddamn red