Police stop my car   Police stop my car   The police made me stop   Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up      Police stop my car   Police stop my car   The police made me stop   Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up      They wanna wish me a sober Christmas   That’s why they always pull me over Christmas   They say they’re just making sure   That there’s no open bottles in my car      They wanna wish me a sober Christmas   That’s why they always pull me over Christmas   They say they’re just making sure   That there’s no open bottles in my car      Police roadblock   Police roadblock   Police roadblock   I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath      Police roadblock   Police roadblock   Police roadblock   I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath      They wanna wish me a sober Christmas   That’s why they always pull me over Christmas   They’re gonna let me out on bail this Christmas   From the bottom of their hearts      Police lock me up   Police lock me up   The police lock me up   ‘Cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1