Well I was in the car and I heard this guy   He sounded all shook up and he told me why   His voice was shaking on the E.I.B.   Sound like an OxyContin eater to me      It was a bug-eyed, tone deaf, flying OxyContin eater   Right Wing, syndicated, spinning Liberal people beater   Right Wing, strung out, hypocrite prescription cheater   Rush looked strange to me   That guy?      Well his housekeeper picked up some drugs on the street   And she brought the stuff home for the boss to eat   I heard him say in a voice so gruff   “I tried to quit twice but it was just too tough.”      He was a big mouth, blow hard, Right Wing propaganda reader    Bad ear, sore back, 30 dose a day pill eater   A three time, retread, frequent Betty Ford repeater   Still looks high to me   One more time?      I said Mr. OxyContin guy the show sounds fine   I see you beating up on Liberals using half your mind    So what’s the real reason that you’re in Rehab?   “I wanna get my job back and slam Mcnabb.”       Well bless his soul, no control, former jelly donut eater   Dope stashing, Clinton bashing, flying OxyContin eater   ESPN SPORTS   Fired color commentator   What a site to see   Pill popping’s evil      And after 30 short days well what do you know   He pops back up on his radio show,    He was preaching away to the ditto heads   While his maid faced the music cause he sang to the Feds      I am not a victim in this. I… Criminals like this should be put in jail off the streets. They’re the worst kind of offenders. I blame Hillary Clinton. She’s the reason for all of this.      I should’ve stuck with tequila.