When Janet showed her coconut   She thought we wouldn’t mind   It’s just to have a little fun   She’d do it all the time   She getting flack for the coconut   It wasn’t covered up   She had the jewelry on the coconut   But that was not enough   It’s a crime to show the coconut   Unless they’re in a cup   FCC fine for the coconut   They call the network and shook ‘em up      I saw ta ta   Thanks to Justin Timberlake   I saw ta ta   Though I do believe it’s fake   It’s a shocker   Is there nothing left that’s sacred   I said knocker   Then they said it’s a mistake   Now let me get this straight      He put the hand on the coconut   A Super Bowl stunt   Tore the flap off the butternut   But they showed a little bump   TV time on the coconut   She quickly cover up   We were live on the coconut   You call the censor and shake em’ up      I saw ta ta   Thanks to Justin Timberlake   I saw a knocker   Now let me get this straight      You could be fined for the coconut   Unless it’s in a cup   But be far from the closest butt   It’s such a nice explosion   Put the camera on the coconut   Get lots of angry letters   When the dog bites you in the nut   It’s such a funny moment   It’s a crime for the coconut   Unless it’s in sweater   Poke a pin through your coconut   Doesn’t make it better   Be ashamed of your coconuts   And wrap ‘em both up   Ask your doctor for some penis pills   And call me in the morning   Call your doctor in the morning   You can ask him in the morning   If these are right for you   Ask your doctor for Levitra   He’ll tell you what to do   Call Mike Ditka in the evening   He’ll have a tip for you   Ask your doctor if you’re horny   He’ll tell you what to do   Ask your doctor if you’re horny   He’ll make sure you take two