Met a girl at the movies   She was so beautiful   She was the one for me   So I asked her if I could call her at home   She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn"   So I followed her into the theater   And found a seat that was right behind her   Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater   And then I touched myself      Feeling bad about myself again   Feeling bad oh yeah   Feeling bad about myself again today      At the school, at the rock show   At the rollercade, everywhere I go   People are smiling   It's always been the same   They're wearin' groovy clothes   Check me out I'm lame   Paid for a membership down at the local gym   Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped   Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins   But I still look like Phil Collins      Feeling bad about myself again   Girls ignore me in the chat room   Feeling bad about myself again today      We were in Paris   We were up in the Eiffel Tower   We were getting married and all our friends were there   We made love underneath the Parisian moon   But that was just a dream   Just a dream   Just a crazy dream      Feeling bad about myself again   Feeling bad oh yeah   Feeling bad about myself again today   Feeling bad about myself again   First to be the last one picked first   I'm feeling bad today