Put on your yarmulke   Its time for Chanukah    So much funnaka    To celebrate Chanukah       Chanukah is the festival of lights    Instead of one day of presents    We get eight crazy nights       When you feel like the only kid in town    Without a Christmas tree    Here's a new list of people who are Jewish    Just like you and me       Winona Ryder,    Drinks Manischewitz wine    Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein       Guess who gives and receives    Loads of Chanukah toys    The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys       Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,    Courtney Love is half too    Put them together    What a funky bad ass Jew       We got Harvey Keitel    And flash dancer Jennifer Beals    Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish    And yes her boobs are real       Put on your yarmulka    Its time for Chanukah    2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka    celebrates Chanukah       O.J. Simpson    Still not a Jew    But guess who is,    The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo       Bob Dylan was born a Jew    Then he wasn't    but now he's back,    Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish    'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.       Guess who got bar-mitzvahed    On the PGA tour    No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods    I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.       So many Jews are in the show biz    Bruce Springsteen isn't    But my mother thinks he is.       Tell the world-amanaka    It's time for Chanukah    It's not pronounced Ch-nakah    The C is silent in Chanukah    So get your hooked on phonica    Get drunk in Tijuanaka    If you really really wannaka    Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!