Isn't it strange?   Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror   What would people say?   If only they knew that I was      Part of some geneticist's plan   Born to be a carbon copy man   There in a petri dish, late one night   They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say      I think I'm a clone now   There's always two of me just a-hangin' around   I think I'm a clone now   'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down      Look at the way   We go out walking close together   I guess you could say   I'm really beside myself      I still remember how it began   They produced a carbon copy man   Born in a science lab late one night   Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view      I think I'm a clone now   There's always two of me just a-hangin' around   I think I'm a clone now   'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down      I think I'm a clone now   And I can stay at home while I'm out of town   I think I'm a clone now   'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down      Signing autographs for my fans   Come and meet the carbon copy man   Livin' in stereo, it's all right   Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say      I think I'm a clone now   Another one of me's always hangin' around   I think I'm a clone now   'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down      I think I'm a clone now   I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world renowned   I think I'm a clone now   And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down      I think I'm a clone now   That's my genetic twin always hangin' around   I think I'm a clone now   'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down   I think I'm a clone now