My life, it used to be incomplete   ?Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet   My life, it won't be the same again   Now I'm proud to say the King lives on inside my den      Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need   My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis   My velvet Elvis means the world to me, yo, yo yo      Although he may not be worth much dough   He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh   Check out those sideburns, there's nothing greater   You can tell that he's no velvet Elvis imitator      Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need   My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis   My velvet Elvis, oh, now can't you see?   My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis   My velvet Elvis means the world to me, oh      In my own private Graceland   In my own little shrine to the King   I don't want nothin' else   No, I don't need anything      Don't need no lava lamp   Don't need no soap on a rope   No pictures of Mexican kids with those really big eyes   Or dogs playing poker, oh      When I'm at home, watching my TV   I know the king is always looking down on me   He looks so handsome, he stands so tall   So glad he's big enough to cover up that hole in the wall      (Velvet Elvis)   He's so fuzzy   (Velvet Elvis)   He's so great      (Velvet Elvis)   Never ages   (Velvet Elvis)   Never puts on weight      (Velvet Elvis)   Look at those rhinestones   (Velvet Elvis)   He's just so fine      (Velvet Elvis)   You can look but don't touch now   (Velvet Elvis)   'Cause he's mine, all mine, oh