I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes   And before long, they were cloning DNA   Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors   Well, believe me this has been one lousy day      Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark   All the dinosaurs are running wild   Someone shut the fence off in the rain   I admit it's kinda eerie   But this proves my chaos theory   And I don't think I'll be coming back again, oh no!      I cannot approve of this attraction   'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad   A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer   Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad      Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark   All the dinosaurs are running wild   Someone let T- Rex out of his pen   I'm afraid those things'll harm me   'Cause they sure don't act like Barney   And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend, oh no!      Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark   All the dinosaurs are running wild   What a crummy weekend this has been   Well, this sure ain't no e-ticket   Think I'll tell them where to stick it   'Cause I'm never coming back this way again, oh no, oh no!