I met him in a swamp down in dagobah   Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda   S O D A, soda      I saw the little runt sitting there on a log   I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, "Yoda"   Y O D A, Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda      Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen   A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green   Oh, my Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda      Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand   How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand   Oh, my Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda      Well, I left home just a week before   And I've never ever been a jedi before   But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course   He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the force"      Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben   So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again   Though with my Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda   Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda      So I used the force   I picked up a box   I lifted some rocks   While I stood on my head   Well, I won't forget what Yoda said      He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side   And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide"   Oh, my Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda      I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed   But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed   Oh, my Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda      Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess   So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess   But I know that I'll be coming back some day   I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray      The long-term contract I had to sign   Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time   With my Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda      Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda   Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda      Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda   Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda      Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda   Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda