Go to sleep little baby  Before the boogie man gets you...  And when you awake we'll pat a little cake  And ride the pretty little pony    Shhh...hahaha...it's okay  You so cute, you little woogie woogie woogie woogie  Was it my singin'?  Awww you look just like your daddy  Who's your daddy?  No I'm just kiddin'  I love you so very much  You come here to me  Shoo, I think it's time for you to change your little bitty diaper   That boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie  I love you so much, but I wish you'd just quit cryin'    Well, I'm sittin' here rockin' our cute little baby  Tell me why won't you just stop cryin'  My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine's    Yeah, I burped you twice, sounded good, did everything a father should  Read Barney and Nursery Rhymes   I guess your mama needs a girl's night out every once in a while    I put on a brand new diaper baby  Don't you wet it  Yeah everything was going just fine till ya threw up on me when I fed you    Where's ya mommy?  I'm going crazy  Called up a buddy  I need a friend  'Cause I'm a new dad  Who don't know what to do  When a tummy starts to rumblin'  Your diaper's droopin'  You won't stop poopin'  Now I've 'bout stood all I can stand  Where's your mommy  Little baby  You've got a dummy for a dad    Shhh...come here  What's wrong with you  Does tummy tummy tummy hurt you   Little boogie boogie boogie  Quit cryin' please!    Well you're still up past your bedtime baby  Ain't ya?  Now, I've 'bout had it  I never knew what your mama went through  But I, do now and I know, uh, I'm no good at it    Where's your mommy?  I'm going crazy  How'd you get muddy?  Where have you been?  It's that dang doggy door that you keep crawlin' through  I'll have to nail that thing shut again  You sure are screamin'  You must be teethin'  I warmed your bottle  I burned my hand  Where's your mommy?  Little baby  You've got a dummy for a dad    Here comes your mommy  Little baby  And your daddy sure is glad