As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock n' roll   Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold   7 figure income from a 6 string guitar   Dating gorgeous women and driving custom cars      And then it happened when my record went gold   Then I'm thinkin' what will I do when I get old   Can't live forever as the king of rock   That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks      Chorus:   I've got   Sex, drugs, & RRSPs   I'm a rock n' roller with financial security   Sex, drugs, & RRSPs   I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equities      I'm a modern rebel with a cause   I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws   Fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone   While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone      On stage I run around like some animal   But all my money's in a compound annual   This life is dangerous but I don't care   Because I've got insurance on my guitar and my hair      Chorus      We used to be such a happy band   Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan   But Phil choked on his vomit   And then Nick choked on his vomit   And then Stan choked on his vomit   And then so did Bob...   What a bunch of idiots      Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me   Cuz now I'm getting all their royalties   They would have spent it on women and booze   But me I've got commodities that just won't lose      Anything in life that I appreciate   Is any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate   My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high   Rock n' roll and real estate will never die      Chorus      Chorus