Arrogant Worms   Proud to be a Banker      Proud to be a banker!   I’m proud to be a banker!   I’m proud to be a banker!   ‘Cause I get to play with other people’s money!      I’m having a lousy day   I burned my toast   And spilled coffee on my best shirt   So I have to change and then I’m late for work   So I rush into the meeting    Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is   I don’t really give a d*mn   But I don’t have another job so I lie and say:   I’m proud to be a banker!   I’m proud to be a banker!   I’m proud to be a banker!   ‘Cause I get to talk to stimulating people!      I open up my mail, hoping that it’s not a bill   But it’s from the bank   Saying that I only have 20 hours to go   To contribute to my RRSP's before the taxes      So I run down to the bank   But there’s a 20-mile line-up   & I’m yelling & I’m screaming    & I’m not wearing any pants!   Aaah! Haa! Haa! Haa!      I’m proud to be a banker!   I’m proud to be a banker!   I’m proud to be a banker!   ‘Cause I get to screw with other people’s lives!      I took out 40 bucks from the automatic teller   It told me that I couldn’t    ‘Cause I just had 10   But that can’t be ‘cause I just got paid on Friday      So I go down the bank   Wait an hour in the line-up   And I’m talking to the teller   She says wait I’ll get your last month’s statement   She comes back in 7 hours   Says I’ve got some interest charges   And a check from Uncle Bill   That bounced & they’ll have to charge me 40 bucks    For that & the box I never opened   And I don’t have over-drag protection   & I think I’ll die before I pay off all my auto loans   & I don’t even own a car!   Ah! Oh! Uh!      It’s great to be a banker!   I’m proud to be a banker!    It’s great to be a banker!   ‘Cause I get to play with other people’s money(He's a banker!)   Would you please endorse this check?(He's a banker!)   Do you have any assets?(He's a banker!)   You should buy, you shouldn’t rent!(He's a banker!)   That check will cost you 50 cents!   It will cost you 50 cents!      He’s a banker and he’s says it will cost you 50 cents!   He’s a banker and he’s says it will cost you 50 cents!   He’s a banker and he’s says it will cost you 50 ceeeeeennnnnts!   It will cost you 50 cents!