I guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr.
I lie below, you float above
In the pretty white
Here you are at last
To bring my cold lonely soul
LA face with the Oakland booty
I like big butts and
I guess because my name is Bozo
I was destined
This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code
Somewhere in the darkness,
There’s a man they call The Skipper,
I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in
There’s a small town in the mountains where the streets
I hate California
There's something out there I just don't
The time has come to celebrate my birthday
We just
Long ago in days of yore
It all began with
Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker
He was
Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
Every one of them
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