What is that Cristal?   No,   Dom P?   Hell no!   This is that Carlos Santana champagne,   Oh shit, Santana DVX? thats my joint.   Mine too, but a lot of these busters don't know about it.   Well lets tell these mother fuckers!     As a kid,   i used to lay awake and think,   when was Santana gonna make a drink?   but now I'm all grown and my dream came true.   Santana champagne from him to you.     From the heart of Napa Valley and the guitar king,   comes the sparkling wine to make a blind man sing,   Yo its the champagne from the man with the bandana,   I cant stand a food with anything but Santana     Whats the first name in champ?   Its Carlos!   And to that man i propose a toast   In the sixties he had lotsa freebie sex,   but now hes gettin down with the DVX.     Excuse me fellas,   Am i to understand that Carlos Santana has made a champagne?   Thats right mother fucker, here try it...   Alright,   Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh shhhitttt!     I feel alive for the first time,   Each sip hits my lip like a landmine,   Without Carlos in my life, I was livin a lie   He makes his guitar weep, but his champagne cry!   Hes a southwest, tie-wearin bolo-champ   Comin straight out the box with a bowl o champ   Yo he a beast with the sugar and yeast, mix it in pots   Like the way his release mixes jazz, blues and pop   Add the sauce of fusion, his ladies super deucing  And he teamed with Rob Thomas for a music revolution   On the seventh day, its been said God rests,   But on the eighth day he made the DVX!     Gentlemen, gentlemen what is all the hub-ub about?   Carlos Santana?!   Thats right I see you bitches is enjoying my sparkling wine   We certainly are   Well be careful because this shit will get you fucked up!   Bitch!     Im like no other, one of a kind, my sparkling wine   Santana DVX make you wanna have sex   Im rich bitch, Im having my chips   Get laid all the time, by seventies chicks   Won hella Grammies, bitches throw me their panties   Im prolly your daddy, probly nutted in your mammy   Im a Bay boy, city life, been around the corner   Try to play me foul and my vipersll run up on ya   A legend, a boss, thats what I are   Accidentally pimped, tryna be killin the guitar   Not young enough to know better, but young enough to not care   I get actin, might slap a bitch with my hair   West coast, up top I bang that shit   I fucked her line and popped Cristal on her lip   Cant stop, wont stop getting my bread   Arenas and coliseums, now watch me shred     OH CARLOS SANTANA!     A monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak   A squid drank a bottle and became a freak   A lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl   A horse drank a bottle, and fucked a cow    these lyrics are submitted by Andrew nicholson