"Open 12".....      Oh Dang,   (What is it Dawg,)   I forgot its Mothers Day,   (Didnt get a gift for her)   Other Plans got in the way, She'll be so dissapointed   (Damn i forgot it too)   This couldve been avoided   (What the hell are we gonna do)      (My moms been so alone ever since my daddy left)   Cold   (No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test)   I know just what you mean, my mums been so sad and grey   (word)   My Dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away      Hold Up, You Thinking What Im Thinking? Im Thinking I think it too   Slow Up, What time is it Dawg? Its time for a switcheroo   We both love our mums, Women with Grown Women needs,   I say we break them off show them how much they really mean      Because Im a Motherlover,   You're a Motherlover   We Should Fuck each others mothers   Fuck each others mums   I'll push in that leg where you came out as a baby,   Aint no doubt this shit is crazy,   Fucking each others mums      Because every mothers day, needs a mothers night,   If doing it is wrong, i dont wanna be right,   Im calling on you, Because i cant do it myself,   To me your like a brother, so be my motherlover      Ill be laying in the cad, waiting on your mum putting on the lube and the roses,   (I got my digital camera, im gonna make your mum do a million poses)   They will be so surprised,   (We are so cool and thoughtful)   Cant wait to pork your mum,   (Im gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle)      Sure Enough,      My momma loves bubblebath with camomile,   Straight Up,   Give it to my mum, Du-to-the-du-to-the-Doggy Style   Yeah, this is the perfect plan for a perfect mothers day,   They'll have to rename this one "All up under the covers day"      Because Im a Motherlover,   Youre a Motherlover   We Should Fuck each others mothers   Fuck each others mums   I'll push in that leg where you came out as a baby,   Aint no doubt this shit is crazy,   Fucking each others mums      Break it down      It would be my honour, to be your new stepfather,   (It would be my honour to be your new stepfather)   While your in my mother, make me another brother   (Yeah)   And while im in your mother, ill never use a rubber   (Oh!)      Because every mothers day, needs a mothers night, (Yeah)   If doing it is wrong, i dont wanna be right, (Do it)   Im calling on you, Because i cant do it myself,   To me your like a brother, so be my motherlover      They blessed us both, with the gift of life,   She brought you in this world so im gonna sex her right,   This is the second best idea that we've ever had,   The choice can be no other,   Be my Motherlover      Happy Mothers Day.....