Every time I need to see your face I just close my eyes   At Christmas time I like to eat lots of warm mince pies   And then I get into my car and I drive   It's a really nice car, chicachicachenta   Drivin' up and down the roads, makes me feel hard   I never drink and drive, because I might just be barred   And then I'd have to take the bus, or even a cab   Or a tube or a train   Or even a push bike   Come and stand and look at my mo'or   When I'm old, I'll give it to my daugh'er   Do not try to steal my car 'cause   I can sue you   I'm a car salesman   I am no way a dustman   And I sell new and used cars   I like sellin'   And I really like yellin'   If I could, I'd have a dealership in mars   When I started off I was a young little boy   My Daddy always taught me not to play with my toys   Instead he took me out and then we worked on his car   He had a little problem   It was c-c-carburettor   Now that I'm a man, In have a car of my own   I polish every Sunday leaving out to my home   My dealership is bigger, have an office and desk   And I employ lots of people, including a lady   My name's Dave and this is my showroom   Take my holiday each year in June   Even have my own villa   In Ibiza   I'm a car salesman   I am no way a dustman   And I sell new and used cars (new and used cars)   I like sellin'   And I really like yellin'   If I could I'd have a dealership in mars