Cledus T. Judd/Freddy Weller/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc (SESAC)/Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)/Care Taker/Foray Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC)      I was starin a hole through CMT   Watchin everybody else who'd been waitin for me   I thought by now I'd been a household name   After all I had If Shania was mine   And though Bigger Than the Beatles got played all the time   Them funny videos why there's my claim to fame      Now all of a sudden there's a slew of comedians   Foxworthy…Bill Engvall and back comes Ray Stevens   Folks right there's some real competition   I started getting a little bit paranoid   Heck if this keeps up I'll be unemployed   Then out of the blue it came to me in a vision      CHORUS   Now I'm the psychic to the stars   They call me up from wherever they are   I'm always over-booked   Lord my phone rings off the hook   I'm the psychic to the stars      Ha ha   I told Tim and Faith they ought to tie the knot   Why you think Deana Carter's so hot   Boy I'd shave my legs for a sip of that Strawberry Wine   When Mindy McCready's on my caller ID   I'd take her call immediately   Ten Thousand Angels couldn't get me off of that line   Garth Brooks called dang near a hundred times   But I was too busy consultin' Leann Rimes   Trying to predict the number of albums she sold…last night   I had Brooks & Dunn on a conference call   They said Cledus would you look into your crystal ball   I said I'd love to boys but I got Tanya Tucker On hold   Gotta go…      CHORUS      Now I got a new career and I charge a hefty fee   Why it worked for Dionne Warwick now it works for Cledus T.   Call me      Now I'm the psychic to the stars   They call me up from wherever they are   I've got a clair-a-voyant sense   For a feller that's so dense   I'm the psychic to the stars   Just call the psychic to the stars