Plowboy, ain't that funny, plowboy?      Well I'm a packin' up my truck and I'm a head down south   Where real men packa lips with dips in their mouth   Start a moonshine steal sleep in a tent   Buy some cheap livestock find some land to rent   Then I'm a Cledus T it up and down the farm   With a couple of barns a baby calf in my arms   You know I hate to brag but I'll be tillin' the most   Run a barbwire fence from post to post      Keep shells in my gun, deer heads on my wall   Live out in the sticks and wear overalls, why? Because I wanna   Find me a home in a cow town baby where the buffalo roam   Read the farmers almanac for all the right reasons   Make sure my crop is the top of next season   Cledus T is a farmin' freakazoid   Yeah I'm headin' down south sucka   Because I wanna be a plowboy baby      (With my "go Braves" hat on my John Deer tractor)   Plowboy baby   (Redman pouch full of chewin' tobaccer)   Plowboy baby   (Sleepin' at night 'cause I work all day)   Plowboy baby   (You can smell my pigs from a mile away)      I bet you'll hear my rooster crowin' when the day begins   He goes, in lust for a hen   Home schoolin', home fries, good homemade wine   We'll harvest the fields   (But not before it's time)   Plant peas and beets, green beans and rice   Haul manure from the barn to fertilize   And if the price is right, I'm gonna sell my hay boy   And let G E O R G I A know why they callin' me the plowboy baby      (With my truck locked down into four wheel drive)   Plowboy baby   (Livin' like a King in a single wide)   Plowboy baby   (Sleepin' at night and bushhogin' all day)   Plowboy baby   (Thank God for Willie Nelson and farm aid      Yeah Cledus T you can call me a hick   The only woman for me is a Dixie Chick   I got two Billy goats week 'fore last   Till my snapper gets fixed they'll be cuttin' my grass   Back hoein', scare crowin', shoein' my horse   You know a horse is a horse   (Of course, of course)   Spruce up the spread gotta make it look right   I'm gonna paint my barn red and paint my fence white      Vidalias, Tommy Toe tomatoes   Irrigate some ground for my sweet potatoes   Break wild mares, farm like quakers   Got no love for you vegetable haters   How I'm gonna buy my seed   Sell my soul to the seed and feed?   My thumb is green just like my hay bailer   Ain't no chickens in my yard keep 'em all in my trailer   Dog named old yeller, Kudzu is thick, I'd slop my hog but I      (Already fed it)   I'm pickin' off ticks, scratchin' poison oak   But I keep on sucking thanks to calamine lotion      (Plowboy)   Got a 4230 with my diesel whinin'   (Plowboy)   Spend all my time on a big combine   (Plowboy)   Prayin' at night it'll rain some day   (Plowboy)   You can smell my pigs from a mile away      (Plowboy)   Got my crop laid out and the sunshine shinin'   (Plowboy)   Got an old tin steel with my moonshine shinin'   (Plowboy)   You can smell my swine