Christopher Clark, Of Music (ASCAP)      HANKENSTEIN      Midnight in Montgomery   Full moon shining on a shack   Where a country music legend is about to be brought back   Cledus got the idea from the late night creature feature   And figured he would foller a similar procedure      HANKENSTEIN      Now laid out on the table is the body of a man   In a white suit   Cowboy boots   And a guitar in his hand      He's hooked up to a tractor with a set of jumper cables   And if anything could start a cold cold heart a John Deere should be able.      HANKENSTEIN      Now what's about to happen here is nothin' less than shockin   With a record player in the corner blaring Hey Good Lookin'   That foot began to tap along with that old 45   And you can hear old Cledus yelling UH OH ITS ALIVE!!!!!      CHORUS:   HANKENSTEIN   He's a honky-tonkin monster   HANKENSTEIN   He's a honky-tonkin monster   HANKENSTEIN   He's a honky-tonkin monster   HANKENSTEIN      In no time Hankenstein was mo-anin' the blues   And Cledus has decided it's time to spread the news   They'll hit the road and put on shows all over the nation   Yeah, he's gonna be the next country music sensation      HANKENSTEIN      Everyone still loves to hear the tale of old Kawliga   And they all sing and dance when he cuts loose on Jambalaya   Playing on the Opry stage was his final test   Now Hankenstein has become a monster success      CHORUS      Lovesick in a hotel near the Mason Dixon Line   Hankenstein is sitting there so lonesome he could cry   He's had it with the life he leads singing all them tunes   Now he's out there somewhere honky tonkin howlin at the moon      CHORUS      HANKENSTEIN    He's a honky-tonkin monster